the roses have wilted, the violets are dead.

Also, I need to say that I saw The Hunger Games tonight and Jennifer Lawrence is perfect. Like, she has the perfect body. And apparently people are going around saying she’s fat. If you think that, you’re fucking crazy. She is PERFECT.

I want to jump off a building whenever someone refers to the movie they just went to see as a “film”.

“I just went to see The Hunger Games. It was an excellent film.” or “My favorite film is….”

Oh, you say “film” instead of “movie”? You are so worldly. I bet you venture to Paris on the weekends.

I have three primary goals in life:

1. Have an affair with one of my professors
2. Have a daughter; name her Violet
3. Befriend Miley Cyrus and we will eventually become best friends and she will be my maid of honor.

vaginablood:

idk why but i really love miley cyrus